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TANK DA FO SHIZZLES!!!

IF I WASNNT ER BODY IN DER CLURB MAKIN SEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLSSS TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT EEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT TTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEMMMMMMMMSSSELLLLLVVVVVVEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

TheStarSyndicate responds:

:D

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mother was a chinese mongoose you bastard.

And my father smelt of donkey feces.

Kolibiri responds:

Sorry I offended, didn't think any of your kind would be watching this.

OH MAN!! I LOVE TEH CHICK3NZZ!!!

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EELS ARE COOL, BUT NOT WHEN YOU SHOVE THEM

INYOUR DOGS FOOD BOWL YOU MARAUDING DOG RAPING GOOSE SUCKING HARD HAT WEARING SWAN KICKING ASS WEED.

I WISH THAT I COULD CLIMB MT.RUSHMORE AND THEN DIE AT THE SUMMIT SO THAT THE SMELL OF MY FESTERING CORPSE WOULD DISEASE THE LAND FOR MILLENIA TO COME.

IT SUCKED MAJOR MONKEY TITS!

Monkey tits that you can't even imagine.....

Monkey tits that you can't even see....

Monley tits of your NIGHTMARES!

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

o_O

Oh my........

Listen to me!
I was vacuuming the rug when I happened upon something warm and fuzzy lodged in the brush of my vacuum. Do you know what that thing was? Well, i'll tell yah what it was! It was a fetal cat. When I nursed it back to heath, do you know what it said? It said, "Holy Crap This Cartoon Sucks BALLS!!!!". I didn't listen, but I know now that he was right.........I put a jihad on you sir...
I put a jihad on YOU!

Acid responds:

asdf

The First Amendment Kicks Ass

It is interesting how someone can use the program flash for so many different things, and it's nice that you are expressing your political thoughts through this medium. I'm sure some will rate this based on their voting preference, i'll apologize for them now.

SpeedyPac responds:

Thanks for the review. I hope that more people will use flash closer to the election to make anti-war, and anti-bush cartoons.

Hitller is not cool man!

If you wanted to make a flash cartoon making fun of WWII, then take it elsewhere. You are a sick, sick man....i have to leave...

drunkpenguin responds:

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WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT FROM???????????????????????????????????AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WOW!!! THAT IS COMPLETETLY RANDOM! I DO NOT SUPPORT HITLAR, HITLAR IS EVIL! WHAT THE HELL? YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!!!

Man, that's just wrong and sick

Ok, birds do not eat the flesh of their helpless victims and make nests out of their blood dude. Birds just don't swing that way. If you wanted to see birds kill people, then go and watch sesame street. That offended me greatly sir, good day. GOOD DAY SIR!

This disturbed my young ones

My children are now asking me if my penis is detachable, and i sadly have to explain to them that genitalia are not like that. And my son tried to yank his penis off, but sadly, he learned the hard way. Sadness.

slydevil responds:

Well, tell your son that if he keeps yanking on it it will eventually make his future wife a very happy woman.

I dont want to eat some beets unless they're good and fat. Ah...kittens...the toothbrush of the sea.

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